It would be hard for me to tell you exactly what it is that makes my sexuality evident the minute I begin speaking. It might be all in my head, a place in which I have the kind of speaking voice that would make Will and Grace’s Jack McFarland cock a judgy eyebrow and whisper out of the side of his mouth, “Well isn’t he a bit much…” But god, admirably adhering to his insistence that we should all be humble, has given us Twitter-and its population of missionaries ready and willing to inform me of just how gay I sound.
